“Today is another long day, my baby burped on my new top, I didn’t have time to wash my hair and hubby will have to grab a pizza coz I had no time to cook with the baby.” – yeah whatever clean it up woman. Yourself and the burp too.

“Ahh my little blablabla passed gas and it was sooo funny. Come and see the video! It’s with sound!” – yippeee, THE thing I wanted to hear now. A fart of your baby.

“My little blablabla just turned to his belly, all by himself, come on world, let’s celebrate!” – and all the other millions of mothers whose baby turned around that day and they didn’t feel necessary to blog about it?

I mean why on earth would anyone want to read about someone else’s child, unless it’s their relative?

What’s even more disturbing is, that I try to read about cool stuff for grown ups, like real psycho(logical) things and hang around on the forum getting ideas, checking out fancy nicey blingy things and I seem to get to the babyblogs. No matter what I do. They are so all over the place.

I will try something soon. I will start reading about sex, proper, adult, before-baby sex, which wasn’t intended to create a baby just yet, and I will see when I get to a babyblog – won’t take long, I promise. :)

I have a son and I’m expecting a baby at the moment and I love them and my family to bits. But I promise you that I will not go on and on about my new baby’s burping or nappy rash. I will only talk about him/her if she/he is having some fantastic adventures which you will all have to know about.

Ban the baby bloggers!!!!!! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!!!!