I read and write on a forum online every single day. And every single day I see that in the free blogging option brings up more and more blogs about new babies and new moms.
“Today is another long day, my baby burped on my new top, I didn’t have time to wash my hair and hubby will have to grab a pizza coz I had no time to cook with the baby.” – yeah whatever clean it up woman. Yourself and the burp too.
“Ahh my little blablabla passed gas and it was sooo funny. Come and see the video! It’s with sound!” – yippeee, THE thing I wanted to hear now. A fart of your baby.
“My little blablabla just turned to his belly, all by himself, come on world, let’s celebrate!” – and all the other millions of mothers whose baby turned around that day and they didn’t feel necessary to blog about it?
I mean why on earth would anyone want to read about someone else’s child, unless it’s their relative?
What’s even more disturbing is, that I try to read about cool stuff for grown ups, like real psycho(logical) things and hang around on the forum getting ideas, checking out fancy nicey blingy things and I seem to get to the babyblogs. No matter what I do. They are so all over the place.
I will try something soon. I will start reading about sex, proper, adult, before-baby sex, which wasn’t intended to create a baby just yet, and I will see when I get to a babyblog – won’t take long, I promise. :)
I have a son and I’m expecting a baby at the moment and I love them and my family to bits. But I promise you that I will not go on and on about my new baby’s burping or nappy rash. I will only talk about him/her if she/he is having some fantastic adventures which you will all have to know about.
Ban the baby bloggers!!!!!! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!!!!
